Austria’s rugby team strip downtown Vilnius
The Austrians foolhardily responded to the calls from the Austrian authorities to give a lift to the Austrian image abroad after the devastating revelation of Mr Fritizl’s deeds. The Austrians began salvage their image by bringing the 22 striptease dancers to Vilnius who performed a Full Monty in the main street of Lithuania. Who are those heroes? Well, this team of striptease dancers in their part time playing rugby and call themselves the Austrian National rugby team. On Saturday this team suffered a crushing defeat against the Lithuanian rugby team by 0:48. After the match the team had a dinner with they Lithuanian colleagues and then wondered to the Vilnius’s centre. Having had 74 beers all together the team left the bar, got onto the staircase in the front of the bar, with they captain being a conductor and started their little dance, which lasted for few minutes. This dance ended with… Well, have a look at the video. However, the police did not appear since no one bothered to inform it. The naked act didn’t upset the capital’s residents and guests and was greeted with applause, following which the rugby players got dressed and continued their outing.Well done Austrians! Next time don’t forget your national flag during the performance. Of course, they could blame a tasty but strong Lithuanian beer. However, being from the beer country they should be able to distinguish a strong beer from a weak one. Not like those Spaniards, who were caught trying to disgrace the Lithuanian national flag. The defending lawyer came up with an excellent excuse – it was not fault of the Spaniards, the strong Lithuanian beer should bear all the blame!